Oh and did I mention:
Safeway has this new grand thing, it's advertisements that start to talk to you as you walk up to products. I was in the canned soups isle, I could hardly listen to this poor teenage boy explain that they don't have any red pepper soup because this horrible advertisement was flashing at and talking to me. It made me want to take an easy open can rip off the lid and use it to slit my wrists. It was really just that bad so I remarked, "wow advertising in the isles, what's next on the backs of our eyelids?"
Who wants to go through safeway with squirt guns and soak all these little devil machines?
I would SO help you with that anny! Maybe if the safeways here are the same, we can ruin them.
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